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jueves, 30 de julio de 2009

Viejazo

No, no se trata de una "viejazo" como esta:


... más bien de algo que se esta volviendo costumbre, me carga la chi...!. Pero hoy fue peor.

Ya son varias las veces que olvido subirme el zipper o cierre del pantalón, por lo general me doy cuenta al momento de observarme al espejo, costumbre que tengo antes de salir de casa, para ver que todo este en su lugar jejeje.

Pero hoy...simplemente salí con prisa, me subí a mi nave, llegué a donde venden ricos tacos de guisado, bajé y muy chingón me dirigí a buscar un asiento. Pude notar que una chica me veía a medida que me iba acercando, "que wapo ando hoy", pensé. Madres que!, al sentarme sentí extraño mi pantalón, de golpe me imaginé lo que pasaba y temía, sin inmutarme y al tiempo que pedia un taco de chorizo con huevo y uno de chicharrón en salsa, me subí en chinga el cierre.

Chale, nunca me habia pasado, temo que estoy dando el viejazo...no hay pex, mientras no me cague en los pantalones sin darme cuenta, todo va bien.

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Pues digo que fue más descuido que otra cosa, no se traume mi estimado a mi igua me ha pasado que olvido subirme el zipper y no creo dar aún el viejazo.

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y si mejor se compra de los pantalones que traen botón???

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Yo creo que a todos los hombres nos ha pasado eso por lo menos una vez en nuestras míseras vidas.

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Comadreja, precisamente los botones me cagan...es un desmadrito desabotonar pa ir al baño.

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